Taste
Is it smooth, briny, crisp, balanced, and worthy of another round?
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🍸 NYC Dirty Martini Field Guide
Find your next filthy little night out.
Your first guide to NYC martinis. Filter by vibe, borough, pour style, and occasion, then follow the chaos on TikTok.
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4TA TA categories
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About the Project
A totally useful martini database, with a twist.
We are living in a golden age of martinis. The Martini Project separates the crisp from the cringe, the briny from the bland, and the “wait, where is this?” from the “send this to the group chat immediately.”
Start Here
Tonight’s safest bets
A few fast picks for people who need a martini plan, not a spreadsheet.
Find Your Perfect Pour
Filter the field guide
Choose the vibe, borough, pour profile, and score range. If nothing shows up, the martini gods are asking you to loosen the criteria.
No martinis found.
A tragedy. Try fewer filters or pick a borough with more chaos.
The TA TA Method
Our very scientific scoring system
Taste, Ambiance, Temperature, and Accoutrement. Four categories. Four olives. Many feelings.
Ambiance
Does the room make the martini taste better, or should this have been a beer?
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Temperature
Cold enough to feel correct. Bonus points for condensation and a pre iced glass.
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Accoutrement
Olives, sidecars, fixins, garnish drama, and every tiny detail that matters.
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3.5 to 4.0Frontrunner
3.0 to 3.4Back for More
2.5 to 2.9Solid Sip
Below 2.5Proceed with Caution
Follow the pour decisions.
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